Bob Polski tribute, All-time Great Salesman

[William Rennick]

I dedicate this thread to the legendary Bob Polski, salesman extradonaire.

Legend has it that Polski once made 18 straight cold calls with nothing more than a pillow mint to eat all day.

If anyone one else has a Polski story post it here.

Rennick out

 

[William Rennick]

Bob Polski had his handshake trademarked...The Polski Pump

 

[William Rennick]

After his 3rd heart attack, Bob woke up and sold the attending paramedics 12 dozen steak knives...That was Polski

 

[flytiger]

You know, he had to work hard to attain his success. As a young man, h e was so pitiful, that, during WWII, he couldn't sell pussy to a troop train. But, through hard work, practicing his 'closes', he attained immortality.

I believe it was Polski that developed the famous "door close".

 

[nutmeg]

Bob Polski's mentor was a blind man who sold art.

 

[William Rennick]

One of Polski's greatest hot sellers were the battery powered cucumbers at the annual gay and lesbo convention.

 

[William Rennick]

One of Polski's best selling books was
"13 Ways to Hammer a Client into a Yes"

 

[nutmeg]

Bob Polski said "Man, I'm gonna lose my ass if I don't start selling some more cars."

His girlfriend says "You think that's bad? I'm gonna lose my car if I don't start selling some more ass!"

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from William Rennick:

One of Polski's greatest hot sellers were the battery powered cucumbers at the annual gay and lesbo convention.

Btw, the hot dogs taste like shit at those conventions.

 

[William Rennick]

Quote from nutmeg:

Btw, the hot dogs taste like shit at those conventions.

LOL