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so I spoke with an immigration lawyer friend.

I asked home how many 6 ft 6 350 to 400 pound irishman living in Columbia making millions a year day trading became U.S. citizens in the last year or two. He started laughing.

He said there were none.
I asked home how he knew.

He said 2 reasons...

1. He said anybody making millions of dollars trading would be making sure they kept as much of their trading capital as possible and would remain subject to Irish taxation or be like Bono and promote more taxes and liberal causes while moving to a lower tax jurisdiction.

2. Next he said there is no such thing as an irish 6 foot 6 daytrader living in Columbia making millions of dollars day trading. Then he asked whether I believed in unicorns.

I said but this guy on the internet said he was half way to being a high net worth individual.
my friend laughed his ass off.
 
so I spoke with an immigration lawyer friend.

I asked home how many 6 ft 6 350 to 400 pound irishman living in Columbia making millions a year day trading became U.S. citizens in the last year or two. He started laughing.

He said there were none.
I asked home how he knew.

He said 2 reasons...

1. He said anybody making millions of dollars trading would be making sure they kept as much of their trading capital as possible and would remain subject to Irish taxation or be like Bono and promote more taxes and liberal causes while moving to a lower tax jurisdiction.

2. Next he said there is no such thing as an irish 6 foot 6 daytrader living in Columbia making millions of dollars day trading. Then he asked whether I believed in unicorns.

I said but this guy on the internet said he was half way to being a high net worth individual.
my friend laughed his ass off.
jem, you have no friends
 
whether I have friends or not matters little here, at least I am not pretending to be an irish citizen trying to dox and demonize on the other side of Irish politics... even though I could be an Irish citizen.

whether what you are doing here living in Canada is legit is also a good questions but at least you don't go around trying to be a menace here.

jem, you have no friends
 
so I spoke with an immigration lawyer friend.

I asked home how many 6 ft 6 350 to 400 pound irishman living in Columbia making millions a year day trading became U.S. citizens in the last year or two. He started laughing.

He said there were none.
I asked home how he knew.

He said 2 reasons...

1. He said anybody making millions of dollars trading would be making sure they kept as much of their trading capital as possible and would remain subject to Irish taxation or be like Bono and promote more taxes and liberal causes while moving to a lower tax jurisdiction.

2. Next he said there is no such thing as an irish 6 foot 6 daytrader living in Columbia making millions of dollars day trading. Then he asked whether I believed in unicorns.

I said but this guy on the internet said he was half way to being a high net worth individual.
my friend laughed his ass off.
your friend was laughing @ you for being a tool and wasting his time.
 
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