Bartiromo's new home

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She can afford it. CNBC is paying her at least a million a year just to get those juicy exclusive insider info from CEOs, top execs, etc.
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The only thing juicy are those fat burgers she's wolfing down between takes.:eek:
 
She had an account where I used to work, whenever she called in she was a bitch, this was in 99. "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-A!"
 
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She had an account where I used to work, whenever she called in she was a bitch, this was in 99. "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-A!"
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role play:

(ring, ring)

me: Hello?

her: "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-O!"

me: barti...what?

her: bartiROMO, R..O..M..O! ok?

me: First name?

her: Maria

me: Ok...... and what's your last name again?

her: B-A-R....

me: OHHHHH!...ok, so you mean "B" as in bravo, A as in Alpha....

her: YES!

me: ok, please hold [2 minutes later]...ok mam?..it appears there's been a problem with your account. Our servers were hacked last night, and all of your funds have been lost. We're sorry for any inconvenience this may have caused.
 
Quote from bsparkyman:

She had an account where I used to work, whenever she called in she was a bitch, this was in 99. "I am Maria Bartiroma, that's spelled B-A-R-T-I-R-O-M-A!"
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What instructions did she give you? "Dump that POS immediately after I pumped it on TV?"
 
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No more high-flying rendezvousing
now that Maria B. has her own pad?
 
The "impeccably brunette anchoress", hah. That's almost a perfect googlewhack, if not for the number of words.

$6.8M in 2004, $6.5M in 2007... not a bad trade. What bubble?
 
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