Any news? Market just spiked up a lot.

Cocaine · Feb 20, 2008

let the wife clean the walls :eek:

Quote from bespoke:

explosive diarrhea always comes at the worst times

jk

wiesman02 · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from bespoke:

explosive diarrhea always comes at the worst times

I'm not even kidding, I had it bad today. Had to have my mother put her finger over the send button for a sell order in case my stock dropped too low while I had explosive diahhrea.

She's screaming out bid prices while I'm trying to focus on crapping. Mother and son bonding. IT was extremely disgusting. I'm sorry i even shared this. Sad but true.

ElCubano · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from wiesman02:

I'm not even kidding, I had it bad today. Had to have my mother put her finger over the send button for a sell order in case my stock dropped too low while I had explosive diahhrea.

She's screaming out bid prices while I'm trying to focus on crapping. Mother and son bonding. IT was extremely disgusting. I'm sorry i even shared this. Sad but true.

couldnt even get a little reading done???...

ganesh6 · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from wiesman02:

I'm not even kidding, I had it bad today. Had to have my mother put her finger over the send button for a sell order in case my stock dropped too low while I had explosive diahhrea.

She's screaming out bid prices while I'm trying to focus on crapping. Mother and son bonding. IT was extremely disgusting. I'm sorry i even shared this. Sad but true.

I thought you can put a stop limit order?

Cocaine · Feb 20, 2008

Dude, great honest post. Im laughing my ass off right now

Quote from wiesman02:

I'm not even kidding, I had it bad today. Had to have my mother put her finger over the send button for a sell order in case my stock dropped too low while I had explosive diahhrea.

She's screaming out bid prices while I'm trying to focus on crapping. Mother and son bonding. IT was extremely disgusting. I'm sorry i even shared this. Sad but true.

El OchoCinco · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from bespoke:

explosive diarrhea always comes at the worst times

Thought about this a long time and could not come up with a good time to get explosive diarrhea.

o10maximus · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from wiesman02:

I'm not even kidding, I had it bad today. Had to have my mother put her finger over the send button for a sell order in case my stock dropped too low while I had explosive diahhrea.

She's screaming out bid prices while I'm trying to focus on crapping. Mother and son bonding. IT was extremely disgusting. I'm sorry i even shared this. Sad but true.

I thought all active traders owned a commode. You can shit right at you desk when nature calls. :mad:

<-- grunt, push, click

Ivanovich · Feb 20, 2008

The headline on Yahoo is hilarious...

"Fed forecasts inflation, higher unemployment."

then

"Market shockingly higher at 110 points in the green"

LOL...

It's a world gone mad.

wiesman02 · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from ganesh6:

I thought you can put a stop limit order?

Could have. But I hate stop orders. Stock was HPQ. Had I been watching I probably wouldn't have had her sell. Time stamp for the sell was at 11:43. Take a look at the chart. Bastard rose up about 10 mins later.

I lost a few pounds and a few dollars b/c of that

brocklanders · Feb 20, 2008

Quote from Ivanovich:

The headline on Yahoo is hilarious...

"Fed forecasts inflation, higher unemployment."

then

"Market shockingly higher at 110 points in the green"

LOL...

It's a world gone mad.

The bond market doesn't look like it believes this rally though. It has barely budged from where it was before the rally started.