Im surprised there are not more joke posts from people wondering why the market is so slow.
There are always some good ones on wsb:
Im surprised there are not more joke posts from people wondering why the market is so slow.
The market wasn't slow on Thursday with that huge downward movement.
What the hell is the 'Montreal Derivatives Exchange'????I usually am the last to know when there is a holiday. I often find out the hard way because the Montreal Derivatives Exchange likes to find any and every stupid reason possible to shut down the exchange. This leaves me to wonder why the fuck my options chain is not updating for the first half hour. They just love it when the Canadian liberal government keeps adding more Monday holidays for its government workers.
That said, THIS time I was prepared. I noticed the DTE on my contracts were coming up one day short of Friday. So I closed out my contracts proper the last 30 minutes on Thursday![]()

It is called 'Montreal Exchange' (english name for Bourse de Montréal as you mentioned).If I say CDE or even a Bourse de Montréal, I get a lot of bank stares by American millennials, haha. So... what's your solution?
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