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Im surprised there are not more joke posts from people wondering why the market is so slow.

There are always some good ones on wsb:

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I usually am the last to know when there is a holiday. I often find out the hard way because the Montreal Derivatives Exchange likes to find any and every stupid reason possible to shut down the exchange. This leaves me to wonder why the fuck my options chain is not updating for the first half hour. They just love it when the Canadian liberal government keeps adding more Monday holidays for its government workers.

That said, THIS time I was prepared. I noticed the DTE on my contracts were coming up one day short of Friday. So I closed out my contracts proper the last 30 minutes on Thursday :)
What the hell is the 'Montreal Derivatives Exchange'????

ps.: I'm not asking the question because I don't know what you mean, but because it isn't called like that...;)
 
ps.: I'm not asking the question because I don't know what you mean, but because it isn't called like that...;)

If I say CDE or even a Bourse de Montréal, I get a lot of bank stares by American millennials, haha. So... what's your solution? :rolleyes:


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If I say CDE or even a Bourse de Montréal, I get a lot of bank stares by American millennials, haha. So... what's your solution? :rolleyes:


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It is called 'Montreal Exchange' (english name for Bourse de Montréal as you mentioned).

And by the way, your pic is the old location of the Montreal Exchange. They have moved a few years ago.
 
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