$6.99 for a jar of Helmans Mayonaise

An Eskimo takes his car to a mechanic...says he is leaking fluid. The mechanic says go grab lunch and I will take a look. When the Eskimo comes back, he says "It looks like you blew a seal". The Eskimo wipes his mouth and says, "no, I just had a tuna with mayo sandwich"
 
vanzandt said:
Well, we shouldn't be eating that crap either way where the rubber meets the road.
KHC's Ketchup is #1 though.
I don't mind paying premium... but the rest of America... I dunno.
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PASS on the mayo + cr*p, + crypto cr*p ;
Ketchup, Hunts, Heinz or most any, amen............................................................
 
d08 said:
Since mayonnaise is all the rage on ET today, I decided to make some.

Procedure:
  1. Add one cup of sunflower oil to a container. Do not use olive oil, it turns bitter when blended. Good quality rapeseed oil is another option.
  2. Crack in 2 raw eggs.
  3. Insert handheld blender to the bottom of the container and let it rip for about 15-20 seconds. Don't move the hand of the blender much or you can ruin the process.
  4. Add 5 tablespoons of fresh lemon juice, 2 tablespoons of American mustard, a small pinch of salt. Blend briefly for about 6-7 seconds, just enough that it's all mixed in.
  5. Optionally include a bunch of fresh basil and cilantro or even dill into the last step to make the final result tastier and most importantly, fancier.
  6. If care was taken, you'd have mayonnaise with good consistency. If it's too liquid, you screwed up, better luck next time.
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d08 doxxed


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