42% of Democrats are in favor of socialism

Siberian Butt Fungus is no laughing matter. Your butt develops a green slimy skin that sprouts tendrils that can reach 8 feet in length and develop a feeding instinct of their own ....often attempting to ensnare small animals like mice, cats and puppies and insert them into the anus for digestion. The victim often dies from having too many large creatures like raccoons or or stuffed animal toys crammed into the large intestine. Trump spokesperson Matt Hugecrap has stated categorically that the The Donald does not have Siberian Butt Fungus.
 
Hilarious.

Bernie has not actually held a real job his entire life and did not even have a government job until his 40s.

He was a bum.

So, anyone here who thinks a communist layabout can be elected President of the United States raise their hand.....

lol
 
Trump is the first politician since President Hayes who is able to fart out of his mouth and talk out of his ass AT THE SAME TIME. This will terrify the Chinese as they do not fart and they will think Trump is the mystical Sky Dragon of Hung Ping.
 
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