11 Things you always wanted to know about Lesbian sex
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Q: What do you call a lesbian with fat fingers? A: Well hung.
Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: "Iâll see you next month."
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men.
Q: Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died? A: They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: What does Santa get a lesbian for Christmas? A: A new carpet to munch on.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience
Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates? A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face.
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Q: what do you call two lesbians floating down a river A: Fur Traders
Q: How can you tell if a lesbian is butch? A: She kick starts her vibrator and rolls her own tampons.
Q: Whats the difference between a lesbian driving in the fog and eating pussy? A: When u are eating pussy you can still see the asshole in front of you!
Q: What did one lesbian vampire say to the other lesbian vampire? A: "Iâll see you next month."
Q: Did you hear about the blonde lesbian? A: She kept having affairs with men.
Q: Did you hear Ellen DeGeneres died? A: They found her face down in Ricki Lake.
Q: What do you call lesbian twins? A: Lick-a-likes.
Q: What does Santa get a lesbian for Christmas? A: A new carpet to munch on.
Q: How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Four. One to change it, two to organize the potluck and one to write a folk song about the empowering experience
Q: Why don't fem lesbians go on dates? A: Because it's hard to eat Jenny Craig when you've got Mary Kay on your face.
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