$1000 Fine and up to 6 Months in Jail

[vanzandt]

If a food server in CA gives you a straw and you didn't ask for it.

114082. A food facility where food may be consumed on the premises shall not provide single-use plastic straws to consumers unless requested by the consumer. For purposes of this section, a food facility shall not include the facilities listed in subdivision (b) of Section 113789.

So you can live there illegally and hide from the Feds, collect benefits, get away with murder... but serve a Coke with a straw and your ass is going to jail.

"Hey man, what are you in for"?
...."Straws".

wtf

https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB1884

 

[Tsing Tao]

I saw that this morning. Total insanity. This is what happens when a doctrine (liberalism in this case but can be applied to conservatism or anything else) is never challenged.

 

[Cuddles]

 

[vanzandt]

I seem to remember there were paper straws back in the day... like Pixie-Stix
This might present a golden opportunity for "part art part science" Lugar. Him and RRY can team up and become the straw kings of SoCal.

 

[Arnie]

Just to show how old I am, they used to have straws with the chocolate inside that turned regular milk into chocolate milk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flav-R-Straws

 

[CaptainObvious]

In all seriousness, this is why the left should not be in any type of decision making positions. They really are quite insane.

 

[Tsing Tao]

Just to show how old I am, they used to have straws with the chocolate inside that turned regular milk into chocolate milk.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flav-R-Straws

I remember those! Strawberry, too.

 

[Slartibartfast]

I seem to remember there were paper straws back in the day... like Pixie-Stix
This might present a golden opportunity for "part art part science" Lugar. Him and RRY can team up and become the straw kings of SoCal.

That seems a little too click-bait to be true (it seems it is a request to add?) but perhaps the dolphins have wised up & hired lobbyists.

I recall waxed paper straws, why not? Or macaroni.. those would sting when you blow them out of the paper sleeve hehe.

Maybe tell ladies that pursing their lips to a straw may accelerate lip wrinkles.

 

[traderob]

. I was a bit upset when a waitress gave me and my Japanese wife children's chopsticks: assuming, perhaps, we were to retarded to use real ones ( I lived in Japan for years).

Maybe something similar happened here to the Mayor/senator/ congressman .

 

[RRY16]

I saw that this morning. Total insanity. This is what happens when a doctrine (liberalism in this case but can be applied to conservatism or anything else) is never challenged.

Calif has an Epidemic of Sniffers and Felchers in Hollywood and The Hospitality biz, many are closet Conservatives.