If a food server in CA gives you a straw and you didn't ask for it.
114082. A food facility where food may be consumed on the premises shall not provide single-use plastic straws to consumers unless requested by the consumer. For purposes of this section, a food facility shall not include the facilities listed in subdivision (b) of Section 113789.
So you can live there illegally and hide from the Feds, collect benefits, get away with murder... but serve a Coke with a straw and your ass is going to jail.
"Hey man, what are you in for"?
...."Straws".
wtf
https://leginfo.legislature.ca.gov/faces/billTextClient.xhtml?bill_id=201720180AB1884