10 Rules For Tomorrow's Goldman Hearings Drinking Game

Blankfein explaining the whole CDS cycle, and all they wanted to do was to make housing affordable for the common man. --> Whole bottle

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Well Blankfien isnt bringing up the "god's work" comment but you know someone else will. Every time it gets rubbed in his face. 1 shot
 
Credit default swaps insuring the bank's debt against potential default widened to about 180 basis points from 167 basis points late Monday.

Blankfein; "I'm foiking losen money while we speek" (Brooklyn accent)

Drinks on the house
 
Shitty deal - 1 shot

Something that rhymes with shitty but they don't say shitty, they say some PC word like 'Pretty' or 'ditty' - 2 shots.

Blankfein Squints - 1/4 shot

Pink Army in the back has an outburst - 2 shots.

Goldman and the IRS are mentioned in the same sentence - 2 shots.
 
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