Shitty deal - 1 shot
Something that rhymes with shitty but they don't say shitty, they say some PC word like 'Pretty' or 'ditty' - 2 shots.
Blankfein Squints - 1/4 shot
Pink Army in the back has an outburst - 2 shots.
Goldman and the IRS are mentioned in the same sentence - 2 shots.