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Don't eat the yellow snow.

Many years ago we passed an amendment outlawing the possession, consumption,etc,etc of alcoholic beverages. That worked out very well. Maybe we should try it with handguns.

Corporations don't pay taxes. Whenever a gov imposes a tax on a corp, they just raise the price of their goods and the customer pays

My point was that if the foreign students are staying home because of their fear of guns in America, then if the illegals had the same fear, they too would stay home.

If only all those illegals crossing our southern border every day had that same fear of guns...

If poor judgement and bad taste were a crime, we'd have to lock up everybody that voted for Obama.

No votes lost. In Chicago, they still vote after they're dead.

"Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play"

If TDAT kills QT, then a non-compete clause becomes meaningless, does it not?

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I've had so many dogs run over in the street in front of my house I'm going to name my next one Asphalt.

"You can take this job and shove it, ...."

When the flag of a foreign nation is displayed in the United States, it must be flown below the U S flag. Since I didn't see a U. S. flag being displayed above the Mexican flag, the display was illegal. The student was just correcting an illegal act.

Auto workers are unionized (AFL-CIO). When business slows down, layoffs occur. What am I missing?

If some people received mail on Mon, Wed, and Fri and others received mail Tue, Thur, Sat, then the PO could cut the number carriers in half

Amendment to the U S Constitution. The governor of any state may declare any act of congress or regulation of the executive branch null and void. If a majority of governors so declare, the act or regulation shall in fact be null and void and unenforceable by any agency of the federal...

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I use a program called Mailwasher. With it I can delete any email from my ISP server without downloading it to my computer. The spammer then thinks I didn't receive it. It's free for one POP account. Web based email requires the paid version.

A man buys life insurance to make sure his wife's second husband doesn't have to work for a living.

If it's 5 yr old, you might want to check the cmos battery also