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nutmeg · Dec 8, 2012

Nutmeg went to an Irish-themed pub last Saturday night, drank quite a few, and noticed two very large women by the bar. They both had pretty strong accents, so he asked, "Hey, are you two ladies from Ireland ?"

One of them snapped back saying "Why are hot guys always jerks, the nice guys always taken, and the hot and nice guys always gay?"

You're fat. Stop making fucking excuses....

fhl · Dec 10, 2012

I'm Dan if I do, and Dan if I don't.

---Dan

Big AAPL · Dec 10, 2012

I heard Lincoln did well in the theater

this time

horseman · Dec 10, 2012

"Other than that, Mrs Lincoln, how did you like the play"

nutmeg · Dec 10, 2012

Abraham Lincoln goes to the theatre, and takes his seat.

"So what are we watching tonight?", he asks.

"An opera", came the reply.

"Oh great, just shoot me now."

Option_Attack · Dec 10, 2012

The latest toy has hit the shops... a talking Muslim doll.

Nobody knows what the heck it says,

because no one has the balls to pull the cord!

nutmeg · Dec 10, 2012

My son is at that awkward age. He's started asking questions about sex, like...

"Why are you fucking Aunty Susan?"

JAGUARBONE · Dec 10, 2012

This is so right....(1:55)

Cat-Friend vs Dog-Friend

http://youtu.be/GbycvPwr1Wg

fhl · Dec 11, 2012

How many racists does it take to change a white bulb?

Oops. Wait a minute. Can I start over?

nutmeg · Dec 11, 2012

Quote from fhl:

How many racists does it take to change a white bulb?

Oops. Wait a minute. Can I start over?

When I was a waiter....

When a white person would order coffee, I'd ask "Creme?"

When black people ordered coffee I'd ask "Black?"

I was so stoopid I didn;t even know I was doing that.

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