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Speaking of franchises, does anybody know where to see Behind the Counter that was on CNBC over Christmas? Doesn't seem to be on Usenet, Youtube, Hulu or the CNBC site.

Why stop at single moms? The competition for fat, ugly, dirty, toothless crack whores is nonexistent. You could have your pick - hell, you could have any dozen of `em at once if you could stomach it.

When's the best time to hit the gym this time of year? 6 AM?

If somebody is mad/depressed/angry/doing drugs/shooting, robbing, raping people/insert other negatives here just because somebody else has something they do not, then that person is #$@&ed up already and no amount of "equality" is going to fix them. The root problem is not inequality. The...

Know why Scotsmen wear kilts? `Cuz sheep can hear zippers.

Yeah, it stunk. I'd say 4/10. Douglas was good, Pendleton was a neat mad scientist and the old guy doing bird impressions was interesting as well. But some of the dialog, yikes. Like "He's a monkey dancing on a razor blade." WTF does that mean? And that dumb overlay phone call in the car...

Not true. Some of us still get the old one. <IMG SRC=http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=3049411>

Yeah, I amended my post before I read your reply.

Watch and see what happens to the Tea Party when real cutting is expected to take place. Walk into Burger King and most folks are ready to start a diet on Monday - but nobody does. Same thing with cutting government. Most everybody thinks cutting spending is fine. Most everybody has their...

Dream on. There's like 12 of us (on the whole planet) who'd like liberty for all. Most everybody has some things they want to stop others from doing that has no impact upon anyone other than the originator of the action. Couple that with the ability to vote for people who'll spend money...

Had some fish for lunch and it reminded me of my first girlfriend and this joke: The Russian couples sex life was terrible, so they went out and bought a black market copy of a sex manual. A week later, the man said to the women, "Honey, I want to eat your p*ssy like it says in the book, but...

A tough, old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning. The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110. He left four children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great...

Considering that the major search engines crawl this site around the clock, posting one's email address might not be the wisest choice of all time. Better to PM elco40, IMO.

It seemed to work in post-WW2 Japan, but yeah generally it's been a spectacular failure.

Compressed air is (of course) hugely inefficient. Those of us who studied things like psychics and chemistry instead of woman's studies and 3rd century French poetry (or whatever that was from Groundhog Day) know a formula: PV=nRT (AKA Perverted Nert in my high school chem class) where...

So I am six minutes in, and he's yammering on and on about all the great calls he made and how nobody believed him and he gets hate mail and how important this is and how nobody will listen and how trouble is ahead and disaster and everything will change and everything will change and how he...

We'll always have one guy standing up for (re)election saying we can spend our brains out now and have somebody else pay for it. And we'll always have a lot of people buy into it. Look at ponzi schemes that still continue even in this country. How #@&^ing stooopid does one need to be to know...

The use of food stamps has increased dramatically in the U.S., as the federal government ramps up basic assistance to meet the demands of an increasingly desperate population. The number of food stamp recipients increased 16% over last year. This means that 14% of the population is now living...

The US public is not about to vote for anything resembling austerity and high taxes: http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_exclusive/yahoo-readers-little-agreement-on-how-to-fix-budget-deficit

NM, I got it back. Clicked on the link at the bottom left to get the old style and it worked. :D