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The Human Clock http://lovedbdb.com/nudemenClock/index2.html :)

As Mahatma Gandhi said: "Take care!" :)

Quotations for the New Year Never tell your resolution beforehand, or it's twice as onerous a duty...John Selden Many people look forward to the New Year for a new start on old habits... Unknown It wouldn't be New Year if I didn't have regrets... William Thomas Cheers to a New Year and...

Sorry, I was too busy trading and didn't have time to do the necessary research. So? Do your fingernail need clipping? If yes, what's the plan? :)

HAPPY NEW YEAR! http://www.icq.com/img/friendship/static/card_16961_rs.swf :)

I'm Confuced http://college.chinese.cn/conference09/article/2009-12/12/content_93218.htm :)

Remembering The Great Emily Litella http://www.videosurf.com/videos/Emily+Litella :) :) :)

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A pastor decided to visit one of his church members one Saturday evening. When he got to her house nobody came to the door. The pastor called her name several times and finally took out his card and wrote on the back: "Revelation 3:20 - "Behold, I stand at the door and knock. If anyone hears...

And, let's not forget Bible's greatest comedian, Samson - the one who brought the house down! :) :) :)

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Merry Christmas Folks! <object width="640" height="390"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/F9XNfWNooz4&hl=en_US&feature=player_embedded&version=3"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"></param><embed...

Dog And Dolphin http://www.dogwork.com/ddcv4/ :)

(Dis)Assembling A Jeep <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgwF8mdQwlw?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/lgwF8mdQwlw?version=3"...

Computerese <object style="height: 390px; width: 640px"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAG39jKi0lI?version=3"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowScriptAccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/kAG39jKi0lI?version=3"...

- Doctor, I see double! - Please sit down, let me take a look... - Which chair? :) :) :)

SEMPER FI Having served his time in Iraq with the Marine Corps, a man became a school teacher. But, before school started, he injured his back. He was required to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. Fortunately, the cast fit under his shirt and wasn't even noticeable...

Catholic Nun Ingenuity Sister Mary Ann, who worked for a home health agency, was out making her rounds visiting homebound patients when she ran out of gas. As luck would have it, a Texaco Gasoline station was just a block away. She walked to the station to borrow a gas can and buy some...

Bible Study Humor LOT 'S WIFE The Sunday School teacher was describing how Lot 's wife looked back and turned into a pillar of salt, when little Jason interrupted, 'My Mommy looked back once while she was driving,' he announced triumphantly, 'and she turned into a telephone pole!'...

Duh! Computers can never fully replace humans. They may become capable of incredible artificial intelligence, but they will never master REAL stupidity... :) :) :)