Jokes 2

[nutmeg]

OMG! 12 Inches!

But enough about me, did you see the snow yesterday?

 

[nutmeg]

If history is any guide whoever Obama picks for his new economic advisor, hope he mans up and refuses to take the job. lmao.

Obama sighs, relents and chooses a Harvard professor. They never turn down a govt job.

 

[fhl]

Army statisticians are now attempting to determine how far away a standard deviation is from a normal soldier.

 

[TGregg]

A tough, old cowboy once counseled his grandson that if he wanted to live a long life, the secret was to sprinkle a pinch of gunpowder on his oatmeal every morning.

The grandson did this religiously and lived to the age of 110.

He left four children, 20 grandchildren, 30 great grandchildren, 10 great great grandchildren and a 50 foot hole where the crematorium used to be.

 

[nutmeg]

Archaeologists Have Found the Worlds Oldest Globe in Israel.

It's flat.

 

[nutmeg]

I was telling the wife that an old bloke on a tractor went past shouting 'the end of the World is upon us'.

She said, 'that sounds like Farmer Geddon'

 

[abattia]

Quote from nutmeg:

I was telling the wife that an old bloke on a tractor went past shouting 'the end of the World is upon us'.

She said, 'that sounds like Farmer Geddon'

Read this one 10 minutes ago, and I'm still chuckling ....
Thanks!

 

[nutmeg]

"Derivatives Clearing Group Decides Against Registration"

I wonder if the Pope knows about this.

 

[nutmeg]

Quote from abattia:

Read this one 10 minutes ago, and I'm still chuckling ....
Thanks!

Yeah, I thought it was pretty funny too. i think this one will be part of the family lexicon.

 

[Yannis]

And, let's not forget Bible's greatest comedian, Samson - the one who brought the house down!