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A drunken bum stumbles into an elevator. Nobody else was inside except a nun. The bum asks, "Can I smell your pussy"? Nun indignantly replies, "Absolutely not". Bum says, "Hmmm... must be your feet". :)

You can do that with stockcharts. Select the "PerfChart" at the bottom... add symbols separated with commas.

The National Institute of Physical Sciences has just announced the discovery of the densest element now known to science. "...Pelosium has one negatron, 12 assistant negatrons, 75 deputy negatrons, and 224 deputy assistant negatrons, giving it an atomic weight of minus 311. These negatrons are...

Redundant. Delete.

You might check into NFIB. They used to sponsor a health insurance plan.

Try boiling them with 1 Tsp baking soda in the water. Also, fresher eggs are more difficult to peel, so we constantly have some "aging" for a couple of weeks in the fridge. America's Test Kitchen says eggs properly refrigerated will keep up to 60 days.

Seems the concept of "misery" may be flawed.

Nice to know Venezuela isn't high on misery.

Ryan is the Republican leader in the House majority... with a Republican president. It's odd that Ryan opposes Trump as he does. Can't see how he can effectively be the Speaker. Ethically, he should resign.

Deal is back again. Looks like LOTS of inventory. No need to spend more for trading rig. Sale ends Sat, Apr 1...

Right. Some other countries can call for a referendum vote to "throw the bum out". But that's not the US.

Idiot. You apparently have nothing of value to say. ON IGNORE!!

It's clear the Republicans are part of the Dem's "same establishment". Repubs and Dems alike joined arms and gave Odumbo virtually everything he wanted with barely a chirp of protest anywhere... and he was doing his best to DESTROY our country... yet both parties look to oppose Trump at every...

"Sadly" is right. The Lefty power-hungry elite are working to intentionally destroy America for their own lust and greed. But the sheeple... supporting rank-and-file... are oblivious fools and idiots.

"Leftists use global body to break America's sovereignty. It is... a worrying sign that the far-left are willing to cede America’s sovereignty to a globalist body that seeks to deny the United States the ability to maintain control of its borders"...

When the Boomers die off a large chunk of "conservative" will disappear from America. I wonder if the country will then be able to avoid going "Full Commie Left". ??

Whoa! I always thought "giving kids the opportunity to learn to think" was a major reason to send them to college... ??

You have one of the BEST backgrounds for success. Trading the markets is like counting cards in blackjack. IOW.... in card counting you're looking to know "when the deck is in your favor, then get the money out." When the deck is against you, don't bet or bet smaller. Market is the same...

Oh, pishaaw. I once put somebody on ignore after his 6th post... 1st one I saw and it was obvious. Then again, I don't suffer fools gladly.

The site isn't predominantly political... just the Politics thread.