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"A diet that consists predominantly of rice leads to the use of opium, just as a diet that consists predominantly of potatoes leads to the use of liquor." Confuscious Nietzsche O'Brien(1844-1900), Potato philospher.

lol. I worked on a chicken farm. It wasn't my first job but the shortest. Probably 10,000 chickens in a barn, 3 to a cage laying eggs. smell stays with ya for quite some time. Knee deep in manure and feathers in the air. I was in charge of entertainment for the chickens. Sing songs, tell jokes...

I work in a cafe and the other day a customer came in and asked for an 'Irish' Coffee, I wasnt quite sure what he meant so I put a potato and some gun powder in the mug, apparently thats not what he wanted..

no person, whatever his or her qualifications, can seek public office in the United States without pretending to be certain that such a God exists; and much of what passes for public policy in our country conforms to religious taboos and superstitions appropriate to a medieval theocracy. Our...

Me I'm just the opposite. I believe in everything cause I was born yesterday.I just don't use much of the stuff I believe in. Doc said I'm going to die if I don't get a swine flu shot. I told him I beleive him but thanks just the same, don't need it. I told my friend I'm going to the track...

What concerns me about Wall Mart is they dictate vendor prices. It's one thing to buy second rate produce but what about something that seems tamper proof, like Campbells soup (just as an example). Now suppose WMT has enough clout to compromise quality on products where we least expect it...

Paterson reminds me of Mel Brooks but if he pulls this off I'll stop making jokes about him. Patterson has grown some balls lately and there's not a damn thing anyone can do about his forcing their hand.

I'm curious for those who say we should not have attacked Iraq after 911, what course of action should we have taken? I get the impressions if Iraq was wrong what was the US to do, nothing? Clean up the mess and resume business as usual?

Bush was in office he would do anything for oil , even go to war. Obama comes into office and millions of gallons just washes up on his doorstep.

A dyslexic Muslim walks into arab.

lol or like the 100k music major from a while back. Wow, the dude can play a mean chopsticks. :D

What if we defined "rich" as anyone having a choice or an option. Anyone rich has a choice of school or moving to a better place or pursue further education (in the simplest form). Suppose a liberal would like to have the low end socio economic people of society to have an option or a...

The first heads up was when health care workers refused the swine flu vaccine for continued employement.

She is 25 and owes 80k, degree in psychology and says this, "My future is gone before I have a chance to make one...." Psychology is the study of hope. Pfftttt.. she came away with zippo in that department. "....But if I could discharge this using bankruptcy, it would be better than...

Bernanke Warns Congress Not To Cut Spending, Cautions About 'Fragile' Recovery Plan A, There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force; Pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations. They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed. Plan B...

I've been trying to think of a French joke but I give up.

I heard Ben was frying up some eggs and got a double yoke in one egg, he took this as a sign that things are getting better.

Touche.

I was wondering that myself when the thread was started and wanted to see how this played out, no one questioned the OP on that.