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Hollywood is doing a remake of the Wizard of Oz and are scheduling auditions.

First call to read for the part of the Cowardly Lion being held in Paris this weekend.
 
Quote from nutmeg:

Markets are the places where two types of people meet up in the morning — those with experience and those with money.

Towards the end of the day, they exchange their assets and go home.
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that's so funny:D I happened to be the one with money, but I am happy I have the experience now:cool:
 
Estate Tax:

"Although the tax affects only about 5,500 estates a year, it is such an incendiary issue that when Congress unexpectedly let it lapse at the end of 2009, financial advisers warned that it might play a macabre factor in the end-of-life decisions being weighed by heirs of elderly Americans. Some estate lawyers worried that tax considerations might prompt their clients to keep an ill relative on life support through the end of 2009 to get the favorable treatment — or worse, resist life-prolonging measures to hasten a relative’s demise before the end of 2010. "

http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/09/business/09estate.html?src=busln
 
Bernanke Warns Congress Not To Cut Spending, Cautions About 'Fragile' Recovery

Plan A, There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force;

Pay them $1 million a piece severance with stipulations. They leave their jobs. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

Plan B, Get rich or die trying.
 
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