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    Why Gold has to go down...

    Boredumb, you might think that through. Where do you suppose all the money went that supposedly was "lost" in the last two years? Could it be it was transferred from people like you to people like me?
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    Why Gold has to go down...

    Deficits, federal state and local debts, retirement benefits and entitlements must be all rendered worthless because there will be no money at current dollar values to pay them. Hence precious metals will return to being the store of true wealth.
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    Aids to Senior Trader Perception

    In recent years I have shared with the senior set here the tricks I am using in my charting to permit me to continue to trade as my perceptual and integrative abilities decline with aging. So you punk kids (defined as anyone under 60) just pass on over this old man's set-aside grave plot with no...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Oh learned one, having been through the Valley of Humiliation myself a time or two, I could not face the Slough of Despond. Feel free to paint by the numbers yourself. . The virtual death of Jack and Todd leaves me no option but online sewercide. Je creve. Adieu. Souvenez moi.
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    I could continue the alle-gory, but rather I will let you imagine based on your own experience how the nasty words La Cucaracha spoke ultimately came to bite Xxoen in the ass when he went live. I believe he is now selling credit counselling services to the very same people he earlier created...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Xxoen couldn't see this post because he has La Cucaracha on ignore: "If Mr. Big Shot had his wits about him he would have replied "Retrace stop support profit target resistance risk exhaustion Fibonacci reward edge pivot shakeout drawdown backtest." " I do so love quoting from people I...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Xxoen continues: "Man am I feelin' good about this. I just ran into a guy I went to school with (high, not reform). He's now Mr. Big Shot Trader with a brokerage firm across the river. I said to him "Channel rocket FTT left side FBO iceberg right side slalom MADA pool extraction VDU...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Thank you kindly for your balanced posting, one A and one B. TD, did you listen to the sound clip the Devil's Trader posted? I didn't make up E-Light. As to poesy, 666 is the B-Team's poet laureate.
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    (A few days later...) "Hiya, Xxoen here! It's a good thing I didn't know anything about trading before I started this, or I would never have figured it out! All those people out there just waiting to give me their money! Let me attem!" "Just remember the little people when you arrive...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    OK, so I got time ta figger out how this works. Time for my first post! "Hi! I'm Xxoen, and I just want ta thank all you zillionaires for takin' the time to help a newbie like me!" (Course I'm thinkin', I was rich azzat, wun't take the time ta piss on me.) Hey, my first response! "Noob...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Oh, not so fast. Things I gotta do first. Computer...got it. The one I stole from the office. They're so busy with the Feds in there they'll never notice. Internet...got it...neighbor's unsecured WiFi. Need a broker...IB looks good...bastards won't take my check (I'm good for it! What...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Man, this is confusing! I thought daytrading was just stocks. But summa these guys trading what they call ETF's and futures. What's the difference? They all look like video games to me. That's what these guys do all day? Play video games? OK, simplify. It's like gambling. Which one pays off...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Ah, here we are, strategies. Umhumm, I need me one of those. But what's this? Some of these traders want to sell me one, but others offer to give me one free? Why would anybody buy one when they're given away free? Especially since the ones that charge don't guarantee that they work, but the...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    This is it! I like the look, everything is money green! And over 400 traders logged in! And those sponsors are singing my song: quick, easy, risk-free, one-click, proven, automated even! Hmmm. Looks like what I need is what they all call a "strategy". Where to find one?
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    Bummer, man! Laid off from the world's sweetest job! All I hadda do for the accountants was see how much money each client had last year, add 10% to it, and send them the good news! Close to the apartment, too, right across the street in the strip mall. Times I thought it was kinda funny, but...
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    Pilgrim's Progress

    As I walked through the wilderness of my ward, I lighted on a certain man who was in this den, and laid him down upon my couch to speak; and as he spake, he dreamed a dream. I give you in the words of his own recollection (let us call him Chris) this cautionary tale.
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    Socrates Examines Technical Strategy

    I most sincerely hope that the es-steamed Mr. Hershey is following this. For I alone on ET am older than he. In fact, I am so old, I am dead. There is a marvellous maxim of your time that goes: "Those who can't do, teach. Those who can't teach, teach others how to teach." This eternal...
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    The Male Lesbian Trader

    I would were I not a cross dresser. Tell me you don't like to play "stop and reverse". Or "always in".
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    The Male Lesbian Trader

    Why do I get so excited seeing the market "going down" on a big gap? Why do I want to strap on a Hershey rock and "rocket"? Does my bizarre perversion make it easier to cut my losses short when I "muff" it in a trade? Does it explain why I do so love to be in a "hairy" trade? Or compulsively...
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    Barron's Interviews Mudgins

    Barron's: Dr. Mudgins, despite your rudely profane termination to last week's interview, we have received a flood of mail demanding that we bring you back. Mostly in the hopes that we will excoriate you, but there was some sporadic incoherent looney support out here to be sure. Mudgins: Well...
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