Why do I get so excited seeing the market "going down" on a big gap? Why do I want to strap on a Hershey rock and "rocket"? Does my bizarre perversion make it easier to cut my losses short when I "muff" it in a trade? Does it explain why I do so love to be in a "hairy" trade? Or compulsively surf the web looking for "fibonasties"? Other male lesbians are invited to comment.