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Back at the beginning of the 20th century, only 15 percent of American families had a flush toilet. By 1970, the vast majority of those American families who were living in poverty had flush toilets, By the 1990's every household rich or poor have a "low" flush toilet that doesn't work.

I'm in a nursing home now, my son comes to visit me and asks how I likes the place. "I love it" "They treat you with such respect, for example, that old guy over there, he hasn't practiced medicine in 15 years but they still call him Dr. Hanson. And that bald guy in the corner, he...

Sony Barger filed dozens of lawsuits against bars who refused to serve Hells Angels who were wearing their "colors" and won.

I haven't a clue but.... I know a state worker who worked on a project for 20 years and nothing became of it. Imagine that. On the flip side there is a federal cleanup project that closed down a business with 100's of employee's with good paying jobs. 30 years later they are still moving...

Sheesh, thos republican owned business provide health insurance for their employees. You must be referring to the millions of americans who don't work. We are not ignoring them, it's just that we never met them.

Last month Iran's central bank governor hinted at a move away from the euro. What a bunch of nice guys.

I have a Lenovo. This laptop has a button called Lenovo "care". If you get a virus or whatever that renders your laptop unusable, you push this button and the process wipes everythiing off & re installs factory settings. Takes about 2 - 2 1/2 hours and voila, back in business.

The missionary said to the Chief of an African tribe 'What do you do each day' The Chief answered 'We hunt and we fuck' The misionary said 'What do you hunt' The Chief said 'Anything we can fuck'

Gee whiz Optional, you're a smart guy and I'm sure you know the answer. Hopefully someone here can explai it better than I can but on the short side: Drilling where they are drilling wouldn't be worth the risk. BP might approach the gov't with a "can do" but caveats for the gov't to...

Texas has tort reform,yet they still have some of the highest insurance premiums in the country.The health insurance/big business controlled Republican congress tells their dumb ass supporters that tort reform is the answer for health reform in America and will lower cost and dumb ass Republican...

Just guessing but if the liability cap is 75m, perhaps a nice criminal suit will provide unlimited damages. Also this is good politics, I hope to see the advocates for the one armed lesbian albino octopus file suit (raise awareness for the "cause").

"You don't blow a bunch of cash in Vegas when you're trying to save for college" -Obama Who started this? On the flip side: Who said this? "Let's blow a bunch of cash to save AIG, degrees are for chumps"

Sinkhole de Mayo

Last month, Moody’s disclosed that it received a “Wells notice” from the Securities and Exchange Commission in March, indicating that the commission might file a civil suit against the firm, claiming Moody’s had filed misleading descriptions about how it assigned ratings. Why did you...

Yeah yeah yeah, I know yuose guys are wondering what was that joke I told 26 times. (drum roll....) I'd rather have parkinsons and spill half my beer than have Alzheimers and forget where i placed it.

At least they had the decency not to blame Obama's health care plan.

long cocoa. mnnnn chocolate covered grasshoppers.

BTW,Gas in Venezuela is 0.12 cents a gallon. ---------- I know I would mow my lawn more often at this price. It's a fucking mess out here.

(Steven Chu is our Secretary of Energy.) Chu has advocated making the roofs of buildings and the tops of roads around the world white or other light colors, which could possibly reflect a lot of sunlight back into space and significantly mitigate global warming. ---------------- Once...

I once worked as a comedian at the local Alzheimer's society club, they liked my first joke so much I told it again and again and again. In fact I told it 26 times. After the show, this old bloke said to me, "I don't know how you remember them all!"