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Hey it's for sale! :D

They are top notch and when you do have problems, questions, etc., they are a pleasure to deal with. Not the case with any of the other brokers I've had prior to them.

I'm with Reaver on this one. There's a shitload of adult women that can do that cover.

I wipe my ass with these studies. An article was published the other day with a huge headline stating that eating eggs leads to premature death. Upon reading further they found another correlation between the test subjects, the consumption of eggs and the early mortality rate: They all...

Chuck Norris can make a paraplegic run for his life.

Before Chuck Norris was born, the martial arts weapons with two pieces of wood connected by a chain were called NunBarrys. No one ever did find out what happened to Barry.

Chuck Norris cannot predict the future; the future just better fucking do what Chuck Norris says.

Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.

Chuck Norris got pissed at the ocean once so he roundhouse kicked it. Hurricanes Wilma, Katrina, and Rita were soon created...

apparently my best asset was not good enough. and HR didn't like my response to "what do I bring to the table"

Last time I had an interview, I went out and got the most expensive suit I could afford. Had to haggle a bit, but the tailor and I reached an amicable agreement of 50% off the retail price. Sure wish I had more money though. Company was not pleased by me showing up without the slacks.

Fly - I'm still looking for the punchline...that one ain't so funny...

I believe I have identified Saint's major malfuntion. Check out his last few postings in the kettle-bell thread. Mouth full of meat?? Girlfriend all over Reaver?? seems strange...

A teacher is explaining biology to her 4th grade students. “Human beings are the only animals that stutter,” she says. Little Johnny raises his hand. “I had a kitty-cat who stuttered.” The teacher, knowing how precious some of these stories could become, asked young Johnny to...

It's proof that you live in a coccoon. Like that lady that sat on her toilet for 2 yrs because she was afraid to leave the bathroom. Your no different with your extreme paranoia of foods that "may" be harmful. The concept of balance is lost with you.

You know at first, I just thought you felt strongly about your beliefs. I didn't feel that some of the bashing against you was justified. But I realized I was wrong. You're a tool. Just remember that a drunk can plow into you at the end of your 100% fuck-free, lettuce filled day...

Margaret, stop following and harrassing me!! This is the third board that you have tracked me to. I am starting to think that you are a manipulative stalker that waits 18 months after signing up to make your first post!!! I will never understand you!!! Oh wait....Margaret's a woman's...

Water is vital to the human body. Too much water can kill you. OMG. What should I do??

Lookit. In scientific terms... Too much fucking is bad for you too...but you think i'm gonna stop because some random study says so? Point is nobody lives in a bubble. Weigh the pros and cons and make a decision. One that's not going to have anyone living in paranoia.

I didn't think you could do that...but the egg whites reminds me of another oatmeal recipe...homemade pancakes/waffles. 1 cup of eggwhites 1 cup oats 1/2 cup cottage cheese some cinnamon some vanilla extract fruit of your choice blend it all and cook it. makes enough for 2.