Ok Guys, This great site ain't complete without a long over due tribute to the unstoppable force of nature known as Chuck Norris.
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The Chuck Norris thread
- Thread starter William Rennick
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"It was a known fact that there were no weapons of mass destruction in Iraq... Chuck Norris lives in Texas"
Chuck Norris got pissed at the ocean once so he roundhouse kicked it. Hurricanes Wilma, Katrina, and Rita were soon created...
Emc2 = the speed of light
Emc3= force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse
Emc3= force of a Chuck Norris roundhouse
Chuck Norris used to beat the shit out of his shadow because it was following to close. It now stands a safe 30 feet behind him.
When Chuck Norris does a pushup, he stands still, the planet moves.
Thats not a beard on Chuck Norris, it's a disguised fist.