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  1. aphexcoil

    Share your favorite Jokes

    Q. What is the difference between a drug dealer and a hooker? A. A hooker can wash her crack and sell it again. Q. What's a mixed feeling? A. When you see your mother-in-law backing off a cliff in your new car. Q. What's the height of conceit? A. Having an orgasm and calling out your...
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    Share your favorite Jokes

    An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and a bucket of buffalo manure in the other. He says to the waiter, "Me want coffee." The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee and the Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the...
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    buzz aldrin punched a reporter

    Tricks and jokes, smirks and snorts, giggles and "gotchas!" are traditional on April Fool's Day. Sometimes, pranksters play tricks on the public -- and a big trick that attracts lots of attention is called a "hoax". The word "hoax" was invented on the American frontier around the year 1800 --...
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    buzz aldrin punched a reporter

    Gordon, We went to the moon. Don't believe these conspiracy theories. There is ample evidence to prove it, including things like pendulum movements that precisely matched the moon's gravity. There will always be people who will come up with crazy ideas, but that doesn't make them true...
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    Aphie

    Smokey, And what group should we classify your post under?
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    Aphie

    I am glad we are all finally starting to come to terms with one another like the big happy trading family we should all be. :cool:
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    The "Holy Grail"

    Smokey, No offense, but if a thread I started was nothing but horseshit to begin with, at least we got a few gems out of the garden? Not every post you read on Elite Trader is going to be a mind-expanding experience. I think the contributions Oldtrader has decided to make for us more...
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    The "Holy Grail"

    OldTrader, Your insights are among the best I've seen on ET. I have printed out your post. This is the second print-out I've made from the thousands I have read. I can't thank you enough!
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    Aphie

    Now I never said that I didn't believe you. I have no reason to disbelieve anything until proven otherwise. I have been proven wrong so many times in my life by holding biases, that I'd rather err on the side of naivety and take a man for his word until some event proves that I should not do...
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    Regarding the Existence or Absence of God

    God is the universe? Isn't that a branch of metaphysics called ... ummm .... ummmmmmmmm ... Pantheism? This solves a very easy problem that stems from the old argument, "If God created the Universe, then who or what created God?" However, we know from our experiences that for every...
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    The "Holy Grail"

    nasdaqmadness, Yes, that sums up my biggest discipline problem. If I'm trading for 8 hours and I only get to make 3 good trades and they only last for 5-30 minutes, then I'm basically spending the majority of my time waiting. I think most people who are ambitious feel like waiting is...
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    Aphie

    egotraitor, I bet your neighbor wasn't using TA that week!
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    Aphie

    Sarasota, I know of only one person who is averaging around 10 ES points per day, and he's been trading futures for a very, very long time. I've talked with him about trading -- you can review the posts on USENET. His name is Jack Hershey. You may also check out Oattrader, who is also the...
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    Aphie

    I'm game!
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    The "Holy Grail"

    OldTrader, Excellent post. Thank you.
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    Aphie

    Sarasota, Yes, and if you threw out the FIB, you'd be making 15 points a day. :p
  17. aphexcoil

    Moment of Silence

    In five minutes my time (Eastern Time), it will be 9/11. Approximately 9 hours from now a year ago, the first plane would have hit one of our towers. Please be aware that all exchanges will be observing a moment of silence. I would ask fellow traders and paper-traders to please...
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    Share your favorite Jokes

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    Share your favorite Jokes

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    Regarding the Existence or Absence of God

    The pdt rule doesn't apply to futures, does it?!
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