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To answer your question, the govt should give me back the taxes I paid over the last 20 yrs. With interest. And inflation adjusted. Real numbers...not that gobbleygook crap they spit out each month. Print your damn money. I don't care if I have to rent a big rig to take it away. And get...

Doubt it. These guys will hire top notch attorneys. Maybe a few will be placed in country clubs or house arrest as examples. Some may receive small fines. The majority will skate. Media will publicize it as a crucifiction. The masses will feel that justice has been served. For example. Obama...

Gnome, you and I share similar views over the govt. But with all this uproar and overthrow talk, we forget a simple fact. The govt runs our lives. If you do not want this, you have to live like the unibomber. Not many people I know want to live like the unibomber. Even if it could...

No fucking kidding.

Uh...Yeah...that's it...blame it on the accent.

Thought you were talking about my ex-gf for a sec....

Sounds like someone is feeling a bit left out. How about giving the guy some credit? When was the last time you won anything beyond a free lunch, much less 11 medals, breaking every world record known to man? Stop hating and enjoy the games.

I learned that there is definitely something wrong with nutmeg.

Good one!

I see you've worked in the Whitehouse...

I'm going to agree with Hydro on this one. Why are you going to blindly trust an entity that is controlled by a govt that has excelled in so many regards recently? If someone asked you to drive across town but there was a 90% probability of getting t-boned by a bus, would you simply say...

I usually have my wife get rid of them. After a few rounds of nagging, they usually pack up and go elsewhere...

When asked if he listens to calming music while trading, Chuck responded with an absolute yes. The calming music he refers to is the screams of PAIN emitted from his victims. And I don't mean previously recorded or streaming...I mean LIVE. He trades while simultaneously questioning...

Chuck Norris had insider information on one of his trades. The SEC had the audacity to make a phone call to question the trade. The conversation went something like this: SEC: Mr Norris, We are calling in rega..... then dead silence. Chuck Norris had reached through the phone and...

Chuck Norris sent the following items to the IRS in 1977: - A picture of himself. - A blank 1040 form with his name on the top and "FUCK YOU" scribbled in blood across the front. He has never heard from the IRS again.

The equity markets close at 4pm. Whatever activity you see after hours is strictly for Chuck Norris purposes. He likes to trade alone.

Trading curbs were not created to keep the markets from plunging during periods of great volatility. They were created to allow Chuck Norris to refill his coffee cup during times of great volatility. Chuck Norris doesn't care if the markets plunge. He was the one that told it to plunge...

He uses another 10 to oil his dick for the nightcap. Nobody ever hears from these women again.

When Chuck Norris logs into his trading platform, he sees only those trades with the perfect set-up. He programmed the software himself. A dirty look is all it took.

When Chuck Norris logs into ET, he only sees 3 threads. The moderators work full-time making sure he doesn't see 99.7%the stupid ass threads that are created. Needless to say, he doesn't see any of the polls asking whether its possible to take $5K to $500K in 6 months.