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Little known facts of the Sea A number of primary schools were doing a project on "The Sea." Kids were asked to draw pictures or write about their experiences. Teachers got together to compare the results and put together some of the 'better' ones. 1. This is a picture of an...

Hairy Chest The ambitious coach of a girls track team gives the squad steroids. The team's performance soars. They win the county and state championships until one day they are favored to win nationals easily. Penelope, a 16-year-old hurdler visits her coach and says, "Coach, I have a...

Top Ten most Polite Ways to Say Your Zipper Is Down..by David Letterman 10. The cucumber has left the salad. 9.Quasimodo needs to go back in the tower and tend to his bells. 8.You need to bring your tray table to the upright and locked position. 7. Paging Mr...

Why Men Have Better Friends Women's Friends: A woman didn't come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The husband called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew what she was talking about. Men's Friends: A man didn't...

Kinda large but if your from Jersey, you'll enjoy. If not you'll know what you missing. If you've ever lived in Jersey...you'll appreciate this!!! If you live somewhere else, you might find it interesting. New Jersey is a peninsula. Highlands, New Jersey has the highest elevation...

Everything has a gender...... 1) Ziploc Bags are Male, because they hold everything in, but you can see right through them. 2) Copiers are Female, because once turned off; it takes a while to warm them up again. It's an effective reproductive device if the right buttons are pushed, but can...

Venereal Disease A young couple was making passionate love in the guy's van when suddenly the girl yelled, "Whip me. Whip me!" The guy, eager to please, obviously didn't have a whip, but, in a flash of inspiration, opened his window, snapped the radio antenna off his van, and they...

At The Farm A young boy, about 12, answered a knock at the door. "Is yer paw home?" a farmer asked. "No sir, he ain't," the boy replied. "He went into town." "Well," said the farmer, "is yer maw here?" "No, sir, she ain't here neither. She went into town with pa." "How...

Top 10 reasons "Trick or Treating" is better than Sex 10. You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 09. If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 08. The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 07. You don't have to compliment...

Rearden, Just go get high man. We don't need an explanation. Peace bro. :D

Things Stressed Women Say at Work 1. Okay, okay! I take it back. Unfuck you. 2. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing. 3. Well this day was a total waste of make up. 4. Well, aren't we a damn ray of sunshine? 5. Don't bother me, I'm living happily ever after...

Just for me??? Awwww, I am touched!:D

An extraordinarily handsome man decided he had the responsibility to marry the perfect woman so they could produce beautiful children beyond comparison. With that as his mission he began searching for the perfect woman. Shortly thereafter he met a farmer who had three stunning, gorgeous...

An eccentric philosophy professor gave a one question final exam after a semester dealing with a broad array of topics. The class was already seated and ready to go when the professor picked up his chair, plopped it on his desk and wrote on the board: "Using everything we have learned this...

A boy was walking down the road when he noticed an old geezer with an unusually small head. The curious boy walked up to the geezer and said, "Hey mister! Why the heck is your head so small?" The old man looked at the boy and replied, "Boy, if I wasn't so damn old, I'd give you a beating...

An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said, that's no problem, how many do you want? The man answered, just a few, maybe 4, but cut each one in 4 pieces. That won't do you any good, said the pharmacist. That's all right, continues...

An 18 year old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says "who was the pig that did this to you? I want...

One afternoon a wealthy lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw two men along the roadside eating grass. Disturbed, he ordered his driver to stop and he got out to investigate. He asked one man "Why are you eating grass?" "We don't have any money for food," the poor man replied. "We...

Two gay men decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm, and then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated. When the baby is born, they rush to the hospital. A dozen babies are in the ward, eleven of whom are crying and screaming. Over in the corner, one is smiling serenely. A nurse...

The Middle Wife, By an Anonymous 2nd grade teacher: I've been teaching now for about fifteen years. I have two kids myself, but the best birth story I know is the one I saw in my own second-grade classroom a few years back. When I was a kid, I loved show-and-tell. So I always have a few...