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http://www.dohc.ie/statistics/health_statistics/table_b1.html Average life expectancy was more about 65 in 1950 per the info on these tables. Now it is 75 for someone born in 2003. You had me worried for a minute there Yannis.....phew! :eek:

Valentine's Day is a big deal around my house. Never underestimate how much nookie you can get from a silly little stuffed item that says "I love you" or sings "Wild Thing" from the drug store. Most women are on diets, but a little heart shaped chocolate is just what she REALLY wants...

A woman walks into an accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file her taxes. The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask you a few questions." He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is your occupation?" "I'm a whore," she...

The LAPD, the FBI and the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it. The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They...

A kindergarten pupil told his teacher he'd found a cat, but it was dead. "How do you know that the cat was dead?" she asked her pupil. "Because I pissed in its ear and it didn't move," answered the child innocently "You did WHAT?" the teacher exclaimed in surprise. "You know," explained...

Obviously not a real blonde! A trucker came into a truck stop cafe and placed his order. He said, "I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards." The brand new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, "This guy...

The Study A husband was trying to prove to his wife that women talk more than men. He showed her a study which indicated that men use about 10,000 words per day, where as women use 20,000 words per day. His wife thought about this for a while. She then told her husband that women use twice...

Al Gore and Bill & Hillary Clinton go to Heaven. (NO, NO, this is just the FIRST part of the joke----keep reading.) God addresses Al first. "Al, what do you believe in?" Al replies, "Well, I believe I won that election, but that it was your will that I did not serve. And I've come...

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Who the heck is the blue and white one supposed to be? George Washington? :confused:

Where To Live After Retirement As we all know, sometimes we come face to face with the fact that it may be time to relocate. The big question is: where to? Here are some tips. You can Live in Phoenix , Arizona where..... 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found...

INTERESTING THINGS YOU FIND OUT WHEN YOU HAVE SONS 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder than 200...

A short one. ------------------- The invisible man married the invisible woman. Their kids were nothing to look at either. :p :p

You find out interesting things when you have sons, like... 1.) A king size waterbed holds enough water to fill a 2000 sq. ft. house 4 inches deep. 2.) If you spray hair spray on dust bunnies and run over them with roller blades, they can ignite. 3.) A 3-year old Boy's voice is louder...

CAT DIARY, 7 entries DAY 752 - My captors continue to taunt me with bizarre little dangling objects. They dine lavishly on fresh meat, while I am forced to eat dry cereal. The only thing that keeps me going is the hope of escape, and the mild satisfaction I get from ruining the occasional...

Hey Hey.... if you want a commercial free CCI Room...TW has opened his own chat room.....to get there go to http://home.wi.rr.com/ccitraders/index.html The chat room links are in the website..... Good Luck on your new venture TW. :D :D

What Religion is Your Bra? A man walked into the ladies department of a Macy's and shyly walked up to the woman behind the counter and said, "I'd like to buy a bra for my wife. " " What type of bra?" asked the clerk. "Type?" inquires the man, "There's more than one type? " "Look...

deer santa: I wud like a kool toy space ranjur fer Xmas. Iv ben a gud boy all yeer. Yer Frend, BiLLy Dear Billy, Nice spelling. You're on your way to a career in lawn care. How about I send you a frigging book so you can learn to read and write? I'm giving your older brother the...

1. How Do You Catch a Unique Rabbit? Unique Up On It. 2. How Do You Catch a Tame Rabbit? Tame Way. 3. How Do Crazy People Go Through The Forest? They Take The Psycho Path 4. How Do You Get Holy Water? You Boil The Hell Out Of It (I love that one!) 5. What Do Fish Say When They...

Muslim Teacher Refuses to Remove Veil. :D