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SORRY - didn't see that I was late to the party with this one!!

Doggie Diversity for ALL This morning I went to sign my Dogs up for welfare. At first the lady said, "Dogs are not eligible to draw welfare". So I explained to her that my Dogs are mixed in color, unemployed, lazy, can't speak English and have no clue who their Daddies are. They...

Old Man's Solo Sex It's Hell to be Old OLD people have problems that you haven't even considered yet! An 85-year-old man was requested by his Doctor for a sperm count as part of his physical exam. The doctor gave the man a jar and said, 'Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample...

No Yannis, 50's ain't old except when you try to pair it with a 25 year old female!! And I'm 1/2 way thru the 50's!! And you??

Yannis - you the man (old man)!!

Looks Like Obama just got back from an Aerial Tour of Jackson Hole, Wyoming and Crawford, Texas. . . . .

Stating the Obvious. . . . For those that don't know about American (and probably Australian) history ... Here is a condensed version: Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go...

\ Cool trick - but, how does he get it back in the dump truck???

Nutmeg's abandoned children get revenge. . . .

So you're a senior citizen and the government says no healthcare for you, what do you do? Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2 representatives. Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3...

Hate mixing spritual matters and politics, but, this one is just too full of some kind of "truth" to ignore. . . . PSALM 2010 Obama is the shepherd I did not want. He leadeth me beside the still factories. He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.. He guideth me in the path...

Yannis - That was GREAT. Although, given the Chi-Town (southside) Background of his host: "Who B U?" might have been easier to understand for both sides!!

Not bad for an E.U. production!! Fleggaard Holding A/S, through its subsidiaries, markets electronic appliances. The company specializes in selling televisions and radio sets. Fleggaard Holding is based in Krusaa, Denmark. Just across Germany's northern-most border with Denmark...

I'm more of a "Fine Beer" drinker (most any beer is fine enough), but for those of you with exquisite taste and the budgets to match:

One for the ladies (a belated observance of Valentine's Day): One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt. Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?" "It depends," I replied. "What does it...

Good Enough for Us, NOT good enough for Messiah and Company. . . . .

Golfing for Hand Jobs A crusty old golfer comes in from a round of golf at a new course and heads into the grill room. As he passes through the swinging doors he sees a sign hanging over the bar: COLD BEER: $2.00 HAMBURGER: $2.25 CHEESEBURGER...

This may be an amendment we need in these dire times. . . . .

Specialized Old Guy's Computer Keyboard. . . . .