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NOT THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHED!! In Modesto, California, Steven Richard King was arrested for trying to hold up a Bank of America branch without a weapon. King used a thumb and a finger to simulate a gun, but unfortunately, he failed to keep his hand in his pocket. Post Script: Bank of...

How about fraud in the market? Are you telling me no one, anywhere, couldn't figure out that subprime would implode? It's the human condition - greed. Everybody things they're smart enough to get away with it. What used to mystify me were retail brokers that were thieves. they 'd wipe...

First time there was ever four inches at your house, mild or spicy. Now, my sausage is so big, it has it's own zipcode. It's never ever been in a bun -stands on its own. If I don't really know who I'm having breakfast with, I do coat it with condoments. . Jimmy Dean wanted to use it...

You're a real smart guy, and I respect that. But This is politics. The Germans were after Batliner and Liechtenstein for years, and they made a score. Duess is in prison, and Interpol has a list of his 'depostitors.' And the public is not in the mood for tax cheats. We're on the balls of our...

When the Gipper passed, he was what, 93? And he had Alzeimhers' for , oh, I forget how long. So the guy breaks in on the News and says, "Ronald Reagan has passed at the age of 93. We still haven't received a cause of death.........." Like, he was jogging, and was hit by a car.

All you have to do is wait till one dies.

If charges stick, aiding tax evaders is serious. It is jail time ina any Western country. Probably death in most Asian Societies........ May 8, 2008 Probe May Lay Open UBS U.S. Investigation Into Private Bank To Embroil Clients? By GLENN R. SIMPSON in Washington, DAVID...

Her hair looks nice.

http://www.deepcapture.com/ Be sure to read : The Story of Deepcapture, by Mark Mitchell. I lived most all of this, however, there were several gristley things of which I was not aware. I attest to the accuracy of the what is said, and it is just scratching the surface. It is 40,000...

I understand this beauty was the inspiration for John Kay and Steppenwolfs' 'Born to Be Wild'. I'm wearing the "security ' shirt in the background. <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1911953/>

Since the bowl bit is a Three Stooges classic (remember the classic diner scene) "Waiter, this dog keeps staring at me while I eat." Moe: "Aw, dont' pay him no mind, Mister. You're eatin' otta his bowl." <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1911482/>

He's talking about dog biscuits. You know. When people say, "here Fido. Wanna cookie?" Why have two different products? and when you soak them in the milk? Nutmeg had tartar free teeth, and to this day, I hear if you scratch his belly, his leg starts to kick.

You're a fat bastard, too. Jesus! Have a salad!!!!:D

this is terrible. How can we ever come together as a country with such blatant racism?!!??? Separate, but equal, computer desks are not equal!!!!! <img src=http://elitetrader.com/vb/attachment.php?s=&postid=1908637/>

Bill Clinton's letter to John Hinckley For those of you who may not be completely aware of John Hinckley, who he is, what he did, and why, here's a little history. John Hinckley was a seriously deranged young man who shot President Reagan many years back. John was absolutely...

Welcome to the gutter with the rest of us!!! Nixon had the economy in such a mess, and he was trying to instill confidence in the markets. He said, "If I wasn't President, I'd buy stocks." some trader was quoted, "If he wasn't President, I'd buy stocks too." Nothing wrong with old, if...

That already is huge. Met a guy who sold Floyd Patterson some gimmick. Told him it would be huge. What little money he had is gone. Tony Dorsett was getting pounded at 36 because EF Hutton packed him in Real Estate lmt partnerships that didn't work (duh). Anybody remember those? They'd...

:D These are great. Babs! LOL

About 1992 or so, I sat next to Dick Anderson at a mandatory Insurance class. They try and legislate morality and have these requirements. He told me that, with the big money coming into sports, that he had been selected to serve on an NFL committee to help the kids coming in keep what they...

that's just showing off.