Jokes 2
- Thread starter gwb-trading
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LET's OFFEND EVERYONE
>Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>A. A different bar
>Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
>A. Sum Ting Wong
>Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
>A. A speech impediment
>Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
>A. They're hiring
>Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
>A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
>Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word?
>A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
>Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale???
>A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this Chit!
>Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
>A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .
>Q. What's the Cuban National Anthem?
>A. Row, Row, Row Your Boat
>Q. Where does an Irish family go on vacation?
>A. A different bar
>Q. What did the Chinese couple name their retarded baby?
>A. Sum Ting Wong
>Q. What do you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than the other?
>A. A speech impediment
>Q. What does it mean when the Post Office's flag is flying at
half-mast?
>A. They're hiring
>Q. Why aren't there any Puerto Ricans on Star Trek?
>A. Because they're not going to work in the future either.
>Q. What's the difference between a southern zoo and a northern zoo?
>A. The southern zoo has a description of the animal on the front of the cage along with a recipe.
>Q How do you get a sweet little 80-year-old lady to say the & F' word?
>A. Get another sweet little 80-year-old lady to yell 'BINGO!'
>Q. What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a
southern fairytale???
>A. A northern fairytale begins, 'Once upon a time...' and a southern fairy tale begins, 'Y'all ain't gonna believe this Chit!
>Q. Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?
>A. Because all the Mexicans who can run, jump or swim are already in the United States .
Redd Foxx line from the Nixon election:
"Nixon's new campaign slogan - Ain't nobody can lick our Dick
(Old, but couldn't resist, sorry, LOL).
Don