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No. I like posters who are unintentionally funny. Looks like the only way I will ever see any new threads on ET again is if I create them. I have this fantasy that the vast majority of ET dismembers, and three times their number of lurukers, are sitting back with their nails wet thinking "Will...

Today I put Bat1, whoever he is, he is an asshole, on ignore for egregiously inflammatory misrepresentation of news. This was very sad for me, because his was the first new post on all of ET I have seen in two days. I must have everybody on ignore. Given my simple rule for putting people on...

A fabulous idea! Do you think they would be impressed with ten of us who place one round trip a day each?

Thanks for explaining. In that case I should get a rebate for a zero order modification rate, since I am freeing up so much "expensive" computing power for you to use.

Thanks for your perspective. But you lost me on "high order ratio bulletin." What's that? I am a simple-minded futures trader.

The funny part to me is that such a person could make much more as an independent trader.

Thanks, Bob. Now answer me this, if you can do all that and make money on your own, would you take a $100K a year job?

They didn't say. It being Chicago, one hopes it's enough for ho's and blow.

Over here: http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=203972 is a help-wanted that brought tears to my eyes and spasms to my big colon. The text reads: Systems Execution Desk Specialist (EasyLanguage® and NinjaScript) (LaSalle St./Downtown Chicago) Our Systems Execution...

Say what you will about him. And it has been said. Smartass. Liberal. Canadian. And those are just the nice things. But the man knows his stuff re the relative profitability of the index futures. Those of you who follow his posts as I do, if reluctantly it must be said, may recall a thread he...

Francesca Marlene de Czanyi von Gerber.

I kinda liked her when she was twelve in The Parent Trap remake.

Yup, EMRGLOBAL, Tejas never should have jined the onion in tha fust place. Make a rill nice Republic, tho, mebbe in my lifetime. Mought have to do a bit o ethnic cleansin', tho.

Last time I looked, private pension funds had a similar sized unfunded liability, so make that TWO trillion! No, wait! Include Unsociable Insecurity and the total is THREE! But that's no proble, just $9K for every man, woman and child in the US. We can afford it. Just have a one time...

Would that I were hungry twins in that stroller! Thanks!

For the latter, the frequency of your posts, I should think.

Well wedge mah spurs in the stirrups, y'all aint bin ta Texas! No state taxes! Liberal gun laws (an oxymoron?). Our very own six-times-distilled 100 proof vodka (Tito's). Hard roads and easy women. A sushi dive on every block. And a Republican governor. A big slice of conservative heaven!

OK. I didn't want to do it. But you made me. At least she's still alive. And still making old dicks wish they could get hard again.

An excellent post. Not to argue with you, but I love statisical outliers. What of the trader who so desperately wants to succeed that trading changes him without his conscious awareness? But kindly do continue. You are on a roll.

Indeed. NQ moved 8.5 points while I was getting drunk. Odd time for it, usually doesn't move until Europe wakes up. But it's sneaky. It's a retrace to today's midpoint.