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    Usually I don't like to get personal but "I'll make an exception". When I worked for the post office, at one house a big dog came growling at me, a woman opened the window, and called out, "You'll be OK, just kick his balls..." ...So I gave the mutt an almighty boot in balls, dropping it...
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    My friend invited me along to a bukkake party last week, I wasn't quite sure what one was, so he explained that it was a party where you all go dressed as women. I was the only one who did though, it was great, I was the center of attention all night!
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    Obama: “We should raise our Children to be like the Egyptian Youth"

    COURT GESTURE: A cuffed Osman Daramy manages a defiant salute yesterday at Staten Island Family Court, where he faced hate-crime charges for an alleged assault on a Muslim schoolmate. http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/staten_island/si_kid_fickle_finger_of_hate_GYtdHKlW6UTM6HtXNzuUiL
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    DONT BE DRAGGED down the path of white versus black

    I posted some data from on line dating. If anyone's interested. http://www.elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?threadid=218117
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    How Races and Religions Match in Online Dating

    Jews and Agnostics get along better with people. Jewish men, in particular, have an above average match percentage with every religious group. They even match Muslim women better than Muslim men do, which I find both a hilarious irony and a somewhat sad reflection on the fact that Muslim...
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    DONT BE DRAGGED down the path of white versus black

    Who do black people like? Do they like the Chinese? Or any Asians? Do they like the Indians? The English, the French? I serioulsy don't know. You'd think there'd be a generalization out there about whom black people like, I have heard of any. I don't even think they like each other.
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    I going to sell balloons for $1.00 each or if you want them blown up it's $1.50. I've adjusted the price to allow for inflation. :D
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    Is there a citizen trap in the US?

    I have to disagree with you. I know of a few examples of young kids working in service sector jobs that imo, are pissing away opportunities to build wealth. They get a tax refund, blow it on nothing. Refuse to buy stocks in companies they work for, don't take advantage of 401k. Make poor...
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    I'm always coming up various theories on things but trying to have an intellectual conversation with my new wife is a nightmare. Everytime I try to discuss a new theory, all she can say is, "Umm sucky sucky five dolla'?"
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    DONT BE DRAGGED down the path of white versus black

    I'm not racist. oKKK?
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    No wonder people think Americans are stupid

    The only sensible thing to do here is to raise the pay for the Nobel Prize winning novelist. Snookie set the market value. The novelist needs a manager. Writers were never known for their business sense.
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    We're A Nation Of Takers - Not Makers

    Gotta give props to the employees who work for the Fed and State. I wonder what the stats would be if you counted everyone who gets a check from the Fed or State, that don't work.
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    It's a bird, it's a plane, it's the Adjusted Monetary Base...
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    I hear ya. I lost my job as a customer when I went to a 7-11 and the guy working there his name tag said "Forshit". He said his name was pronounced "For- "sit". needless to say I still called him forshit and was asked not to come back.
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    Yes, fat slobs and suidical smokers should pay through their noses

    If you want to smoke, go for it," said Monica Coury, spokeswoman for Arizona's Medicaid program. "But understand you're going to have to contribute something for the cost of the care of your smoking." ---------------------------------- What about minors who smoke who are enrolled in...
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    Taxpayers About To Pay For $600,000 Fairy Riding A Frog

    See here. I got my hand up the doggies ass.:cool: :D
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    Taxpayers About To Pay For $600,000 Fairy Riding A Frog

    Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid cited "a cowboy poetry festival" in Nevada as evidence of the harmful cuts that the House-passed spending bill would make. " Had that program not been around, the tens of thousands of people who come there every year would not exist." ------- See there...
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    Distracted driving: ‘Deadly epidemic’ or storm in a teacup?

    Have you seen a recent driving test. 20 questions, perhaps 5 questions pertain to driving, the rest are alcohol related. Suppose we could include how to drive while texting as a condition of passing, maybe a little training? They won't and can't, this would come across as "approval"...
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    Get ready to throw up

    A Rod is an economic generator. Pay is not based on what we value as a society.
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    Fed's Kocherlakota says 2011 hikes 'possible

    I wonder who gave him permission to say that.
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