WD.... LOL, what makes me laugh is how many of your posts have something to do with chicks and getting laid et al. You are a riot man.
Hey, btw, here is another little cool one for alcoholism.... it's called the CAGE questions.
Answering yes to one or more means you need to at least get some attention:
are you Concerned about your drinking,
do you become Angry when others talk about your drinking,
do you feel Guilty about your drinking,
do you need an Eye-opener in the morning, ie., a drink (not coffee

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You know, though never studied, I think those questions could be used for Over-eaters too, maybe any Over-behavior:
are you Concerned about how much you eat,
do you get Angry when people mention your eating to you,
are you Guilty about how much you eat,
do you need something to Eat before bedtime every nite?