Your trade for living "elevator pitch"?

[newwurldmn]

How about “i take money from your 401k”

 

[Scataphagos]

What's your answer when you get asked what you do for a living in a social situation, especially when the person is trying to size you up?

Groundskeeper.... pulling weeds and picking up poo, mostly.

 

[jaclkiefrench]

Most people I know are aware of the trading world so it isn't that problematic for me.