Your most Violent Outburst while Trading?

I once mowed down a whole room with a machine gun shit diahherea after eating 12 cobs of corn the previous night.

Needless to say, the room stunk pretty bad.
 
Originally posted by MrDinky
I remember one trader who would scream like a girl at almost every trade that went against him. If it got worse he'd be pounding the table, kicking the trash cans, smashing keyboards, you name it. It got so bad he ended up getting a room to himself with the door closed because none of the other traders wanted to deal with him.

The most successful traders I've worked with could be up or down millions and you'd never know it unless you asked.

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J. Crammer, his secretary keeps numbers of keyboards handy to replace the one he broke and quit running the hedge fund on the last keyboard she had
 
Originally posted by futurecurrents
I punched holes in the door......Then later I paid for and replaced the door which made me mad again.
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My best friend is an orthopedic surgeon. When he sees a guy with a broken hand, he usually knows it was due to punching a wall and asks "What is her name?" I guess I will tell him he needs to ask "How much did you lose?"
 
Originally posted by LeesonTrader
I once mowed down a whole room with a machine gun shit diahherea after eating 12 cobs of corn the previous night.

Needless to say, the room stunk pretty bad.
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Wow, you must have been pretty mad. By the way, you misspelled diarrhea, one of my favorite words.
 
Originally posted by LeesonTrader
I once mowed down a whole room with a machine gun shit diahherea after eating 12 cobs of corn the previous night.

Needless to say, the room stunk pretty bad.
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I laughed so g--d--- hard I just about cried at this one:p :p :p

Priceless!!!

Harold T. Knutsacke
 
When you take a keyboard and pound it on a desk, as you hit the desk with it, keys pop off quite dramatically. They seem to come off of the keyboard randomly, but when you do a good job of smashing the keyboard on the desk, they get good distance. 10-15 feet is not uncommon.
 
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