You might be a Taliban if you are amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.
You might be a Taliban if you bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
You might be a Taliban if you believe masturbation is evil but beating your wife is OK.
You might be a Taliban if you canât have sex with your first wife until she turns 13.
You might be a Taliban if you canât think of anyone you HAVENâT declared Jihad against.
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants.
You might be a Taliban if you consider US soldiers uncivilized for dropping the Quran but you have no problem throwing acid in your wifeâs face if she asks for a divorce.
You might be a Taliban if you have at least four brothers named Mohammed.
You might be a Taliban if you have more wives than teeth.
You might be a Taliban if you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
You might be a Taliban if you own a $300 machine gun and $2,000 rocket launcher, but you canât afford shoes.
You might be a Taliban if you refine heroin for a living, but have a âmoral objectionâ to beer.
You might be a Taliban if you think an assault with fifty men and machine guns against a US Stryker Brigade may be successful.
You might be a Taliban if you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You might be a Taliban if you wear eyeliner but you have been acquitted at least once for murdering your wife, sister, or daughter because they wore makeup.
You might be a Taliban if you wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You might be a Taliban if youâd rather have your daughter raped than have an education.
You might be a Taliban if youâll kill anyone that says youâre not peaceful.
You might be a Taliban if your home doesnât have drapes, but your camel does.
You might be a Taliban if your lifetime goal is to die.
You might be a Taliban if your mother would be happier if you blew up into a million pieces.
You might be a Taliban if youâve ever had a crush on your neighborâs goat.
You might be a Taliban if youâve ever uttered the phrase âI love what youâve done with this caveâ.
You might be a Taliban if you bathe at least monthly whether necessary or not.
You might be a Taliban if you believe masturbation is evil but beating your wife is OK.
You might be a Taliban if you canât have sex with your first wife until she turns 13.
You might be a Taliban if you canât think of anyone you HAVENâT declared Jihad against.
You might be a Taliban if you consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your pants.
You might be a Taliban if you consider US soldiers uncivilized for dropping the Quran but you have no problem throwing acid in your wifeâs face if she asks for a divorce.
You might be a Taliban if you have at least four brothers named Mohammed.
You might be a Taliban if you have more wives than teeth.
You might be a Taliban if you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least one.
You might be a Taliban if you own a $300 machine gun and $2,000 rocket launcher, but you canât afford shoes.
You might be a Taliban if you refine heroin for a living, but have a âmoral objectionâ to beer.
You might be a Taliban if you think an assault with fifty men and machine guns against a US Stryker Brigade may be successful.
You might be a Taliban if you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
You might be a Taliban if you wear eyeliner but you have been acquitted at least once for murdering your wife, sister, or daughter because they wore makeup.
You might be a Taliban if you wipe your ass with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.
You might be a Taliban if youâd rather have your daughter raped than have an education.
You might be a Taliban if youâll kill anyone that says youâre not peaceful.
You might be a Taliban if your home doesnât have drapes, but your camel does.
You might be a Taliban if your lifetime goal is to die.
You might be a Taliban if your mother would be happier if you blew up into a million pieces.
You might be a Taliban if youâve ever had a crush on your neighborâs goat.
You might be a Taliban if youâve ever uttered the phrase âI love what youâve done with this caveâ.