You Know You're a PIKER When.....

[ess1096]

...your entire account is in OTM calls.

 

[MrDODGE]

You pick 4 stocks that increase in value by 50% in three months.


Oh wait you said piker not good picker

 

[drsteph]

When you only trade pennies because you refuse to trade anything else but size.

 

[ess1096]

....You got in on Google when it IPO'ed and now your P&L is up over $600! WooHoo!

 

[acronym]

Looking at your weekly P/L, you decide to lash out on a new tracksuit.........

 

[Businessman]

You complain to your broker because the interest on the cash in your account isnt being rounded up to the nearest penny.

 

[stock777]

You call yourself Longhorns , live in your mothers basement, and create new nicks on ET every week.

 

[Longhorns]

You know you're a PIKER when you start threads like this....

http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=78323&highlight=dweebs


And your ET trading track record looks like this.....

http://elitetrader.com/vb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=101195&highlight=contrarian


Stock777 = PIKER

ROTFLMAO

 

[acronym]

Your "trading station"..............is actually just a plain old pc in your bedroom.

 

[timbo]

Quote from acronym:

Your "trading station"..............is actually just a plain old pc in your bedroom.

reminds me of bnb analytics.