Yo Momma

[Handsome]

Yo Momma so ugly that when she looked out her bedroom window she got arrested for mooning.

 

[hcour]

Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."

 

[skepticaltrader]

Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.

 

[Handsome]

Yo Momma so ugly, she gives Freddy Kreuger nightmares.

 

[Jehad]

Yo momma so bitchy that Rosie O donell signed up for her teaching course.

 

[flytiger]

Yo momma so fat, she butter asprin!!

 

[nickcage_77]

yo momma so fat, then when she jumped for joy, she got stuck.

 

[nickcage_77]

yo momma so fat that when she fell she created the grand canyon.