H Handsome May 26, 2007 #1 Yo Momma so ugly that when she looked out her bedroom window she got arrested for mooning.
H hcour Guest May 27, 2007 #2 Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, no professionals."
S skepticaltrader Guest May 27, 2007 #3 Yo momma so fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hot dogs.