Wunder J $1,000,000.00 in 30 days

<i>Have a good night, fellow e-mini traders XXX (for the boys that love gardening of course)</i>

Romik, I'm rootin' for ya big time, buddy! If you fail miserably and only manage to take your $1k to $500k this month, I'll still let you manage my whole trading account ($6,251.43 current balance) and only expect it to be doubled each month. Any more than that would be pure, unabashed greed on my part.

That would allow me to focus solely on the gardening, which is woefully behind right now. I have a sink full of fresh-cut swiss chard needing to be canned, tomatos that the mice are nibbling, eggplant ready for their oil & garlic bath... it's outta control around here.

Can you help me? Can you please take my $6k to $12k in one month?

<b>Green thumb turning brown</b>
 
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<i>Have a good night, fellow e-mini traders XXX (for the boys that love gardening of course)</i>

Romik, I'm rootin' for ya big time, buddy! If you fail miserably and only manage to take your $1k to $500k this month, I'll still let you manage my whole trading account ($6,251.43 current balance) and only expect it to be doubled each month. Any more than that would be pure, unabashed greed on my part.

That would allow me to focus solely on the gardening, which is woefully behind right now. I have a sink full of fresh-cut swiss chard needing to be canned, tomatos that the mice are nibbling, eggplant ready for their oil & garlic bath... it's outta control around here.

Can you help me? Can you please take my $6k to $12k in one month?

<b>Green thumb turning brown</b>
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Hey celebrity trader!

Sorry, I do not deal with ET crowd, my hedgeHOG fund is only for VIPs - Very Impotent Persons.

I am delighted to recommend a gardener though

http://www.thegaygardener.com
 
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Why would you need a gay gardner if you are impotent? SHT trader
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That's exactly the point, Austin is gay, though not impotent, therefore I can not accept his funds, but because he has neglected his poor little pansies and dandelions, through him fooking around with recording himself on Camstasia and listening to his own home made videos over and over and over and over, hence I have recommended a real gardener to deal with the issue at hand, while our Adonis entertains his e-min fellow twaders.

:D
 
(huge laugh!)

Do you think your suggested gardener can help me with my zucchinis and cucumbers problem? I have some many of them ready to go in the garden, they're coming out my... well, never mind.
 
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(huge laugh!)

Do you think your suggested gardener can help me with my zucchinis and cucumbers problem? I have some many of them ready to go in the garden, they're coming out my... well, never mind.
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At least you have a sense of humour AP, but then again we have always known that LOL

Big X
 
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(huge laugh!)

Do you think your suggested gardener can help me with my zucchinis and cucumbers problem? I have some many of them ready to go in the garden, they're coming out my... well, never mind.
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Quick, you have to push them right back up into nevermind...Hurry
 
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Quick, you have to push them right back up into nevermind...Hurry
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Austin's ass starring in "Finding Neverland", hmm, which role though?
 
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Austin's ass starring in "Finding Neverland", hmm, which role though?
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Ohh yeah, got it! Austin's nevermind stars as Johny Depp's stunt nevermind. YEAH!
 
Did you mean Johny Depp or Holmes?

I'm gonna contact our fellow gardening buddy over there. He seems to have webmaster and editing skills. Maybe we can can co-author a book project together... "Brokeback Garden"?
 
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