If there is one thing I've learned from millennial traders (uhhh long-investors) since January.
You see, it's the Market's fault. The market OWES them profits, because they are so smart. If only the Nasdaq bubble didn't burst, they'd be all rolling in money right now. See?
You can't blame a proven 1-year track record of profits, just because the market decided to go bearish the next. Not their fault! No one could have seen THAT coming because stonks only go up you dumb boomer!
- They are all geniuses
- It is not their fault their portfolio tanked into the red.
You see, it's the Market's fault. The market OWES them profits, because they are so smart. If only the Nasdaq bubble didn't burst, they'd be all rolling in money right now. See?
You can't blame a proven 1-year track record of profits, just because the market decided to go bearish the next. Not their fault! No one could have seen THAT coming because stonks only go up you dumb boomer!