Wow what an ugly mug on that lady the sperminater porked.

Maybe arnold just likes fat chicks...after all maria was porkly when they first got married.

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Here is what got all of this started: After he left for the day, he realized he forgot something, went home and took another shower. She walked in on him, he dropped his towel. She said, "I heard you would be back".
 
John Connor: [to himself] I can hear the dog barking.
Todd Voight: We should tell John to get rid of that Fuckin' mutt.
T-1000 impersonating Janelle: [uses her arm to kill Todd] John, where are you?
The Terminator: [takes the phone from John and impersonates his voice to talk] I'm here Janelle, I'm fine.
T-1000 impersonating Janelle: John, it's late, where are you?
The Terminator: [to John] What's the dog's name?
John Connor: Max.
The Terminator: [impersonating John's voice] Hey Janelle, what's wrong with Wolfie? I can hear him barking.
T-1000 impersonating Janelle: Wolfie's fine, honey, Wolfie's just fine. Where are you?
The Terminator: [hangs up the phone] Your foster parents are dead
 
Quote from Gabfly1:

Come on, guys. There's an innocent kid in the middle of all this. How about some restraint?
Gosh Gabby, you think the kid is reading this thread?
 
Quote from shortie:

now the experts are saying that his movie career is over.

Arnold will probably have to shell out some $$ to have a supermodel come out with a statement that she slept with him or at least saw him naked.

Little did I know! His career is not over by any means. It is rumored that Arnold has been offered a role in the new movie "Pumping Ironing Maids"
 
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