Snookie - NO
Tila Tequila - yes
Lil' Kim - NO, she get her nose from Michael Jackson's corpse?
Angie Everhart - I'd do her until it hurts
Kristin Kreuk - Oh yeah
Brenda Song - sure
Kiana Tom - great body but the bowling balls on her chest are a turn off
Marie Osmond - at her current weight yes
Jennifer England - fake tits? If so I'd limit her to doggie style only
Sharon Stone - definitely past her prime but probably still good for bragging rights
Lisa Marie Presley - absolutely
Danielle Staub - hmmm I don't think so
Modonna - Loved her bod back in the 80's, but that bitch has more mileage than a Mac truck
Rihanna - Ooh LA LA