Would you do her ?

Quote from Lucrum:

Woopie - only if she was the last piece of tail left on earth

Jessica - duh

Jeanine Pirro - I'd say she's a four beer minimum

JOY BEHAR - eight beer minimum

Patricia Heaton = oh yeah

Sophia Loren - nope

Latoya Jackson - only if she wears a bag over her head

Palin - yes, but probably only for a few more years

Williams sisters - only if I was desperate


The beer rating system is great. Line the cans up next to the girls .:cool:
I can't believe Williams sisters places me on the desperate list. All this time I thought I had it together.
 
Beer rating system... I like it

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12 beers

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4 beers

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1 beer

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none needed :D
 
Quote from Lucrum:

So you subscribe to the mantra: "I never had any bad sex...some it was just better than others".
:D

More like : "Never went to bed with an ugly chick ... woke up with plenty of them, though!" :-)
 
Quote from bond_trad3r:

Beer rating system... I like it



Excellent analysis . I admit I have slept with A Miss 12 pack
on less beers though. Not a proud moment but the penis called the shots that evening and I just followed.
 
Quote from TIKITRADER:

The beer rating system is great. Line the cans up next to the girls .:cool:
I can't believe Williams sisters places me on the desperate list. All this time I thought I had it together.

I was on a blind date with a girl once. She said, "You seem like a nice guy. How come you're still single?"

I shrugged my shoulders and said, "I suppose my standards are too high."

"Really?" she asked.

"Well," I replied, "Take the girls in this bar for example... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her... Wouldn't fuck her."

She looked shocked.

I said, "What's wrong? Surprised by my honesty?"

She said, "That, and the fact that you pointed at me... Three times."
 
hmmm... This thread has inspired me to rekindle my sex/love life...

I will post a picture after the weekend, and then we can see if she holds up on the "beerometer"....
 
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