Fundamental characteristics of money:
First, the whole thread was in tongue in cheek. Second, I never mentioned GME shares were money, so you are arguing against a Strawman. But you did good.
Gold and baseball cards can be store of values, so can your grandpa's old watch. None of them are money though.
[Disclosure: Celsius cel is part of my crypto pfolio, but this is not about Celsius, I just like the easy-to-understand explanation of the GME situation]
Decentralized Finance ftw!
PS: Celsius is more CeFi, part DeFi, there's a company behind Celisus that can be shutdown by the government.
AAVE would be a much purer DeFi play. I have no position in AAVE, currently
SoV my ass. The Elon pump lasted like 6 hours. It was a nice pump but got deflated like horny guys in the whore house.