- The market is ALWAYS right. (my ass!)
- The market looks out into the future by at least 6 months. (hogwash!)
- Smart money runs the show. (If I recall, more than half of these "smart" morons were welfare recipients last year.)
- Don't catch a falling knife. (Hey, stupid, the only reason the market stopped falling was because bigger idiots than you came in and caught the damn knife.)
I'm sure the list will grow over time. For the time being, add you own should you wish.