Worst deal ever made...

Me at 2 AM today: Laying in a sofa with a Russian hottie in a club, talking about life , a hand on her leg and a smile on her face.

Me at 10 AM : Walking back home totally stoned, almost got jailed by the cops, a gay ukrainian dude helping me to stand, while trying to make out with me. He was massing me and I had to tell him about 10 times I wasn't gay...

I don't know what happened in between, but for sure, it wasn't smart . I can't get how I swapped the two, that's amazing...

Alcohol is bad.
 
Quote from TraDaToR:

Me at 2 AM today: Laying in a sofa with a Russian hottie in a club, talking about life , a hand on her leg and a smile on her face.

Me at 10 AM : Walking back home totally stoned, almost got jailed by the cops, a gay ukrainian dude helping me to stand, while trying to make out with me. He was massing me and I had to tell him about 10 times I wasn't gay...

I don't know what happened in between, but for sure, it wasn't smart . I can't get how I swapped the two, that's amazing...

Alcohol is bad.
LOL it must have been a funny story about you.
 
Quote from Lucrum:

You didn't wake up on your knees with a condom dangling out of your ass did you? :eek: :)

No at least it seems sexual orientation is the last thing that remains when everything else is out of control...I kicked the guy out when he wanted to come at my house, while he had been taking care of me all the way back...I am in for a 4 day hangover at least.

I stop drinking definitely , I am just waiting for the credit card part ...I am a mess.
 
Quote from TraDaToR:

he wanted to come at my house

Oh gosh, don't let him do that! Have you told your parents that you're gay? ;)
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Quote from TraDaToR:

Me at 2 AM today: Laying in a sofa with a Russian hottie in a club, talking about life , a hand on her leg and a smile on her face.

Me at 10 AM : Walking back home totally stoned, almost got jailed by the cops, a gay ukrainian dude helping me to stand, while trying to make out with me. He was massing me and I had to tell him about 10 times I wasn't gay...

I don't know what happened in between, but for sure, it wasn't smart . I can't get how I swapped the two, that's amazing...

Alcohol is bad.

Sounds more likely it was a ruffie.
 
Quote from atticus:

Oh gosh, don't let him do that! Have you told your parents that you're gay? ;)
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He haven't transformed to female yet LOL
 
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