working for a hedge fund in NY

Quote from bsparkyman:

That is funny, unless you are a Congo spot trader!

Pretending to be a person living in poverty, and then making them sound like a complete idiot, is real funny even if your a Congo spot trader.

:confused:
 
Quote from heavyhitter78:

Pretending to be a person living in poverty, and then making them sound like a complete idiot, is real funny even if your a Congo spot trader.

:confused:

78, I assume that is your birthyear or iq, not your age. Before the "everyone is special and entitled to feel good" generation, there were winners and losers. And there was self deprecating humor.

The only reason someone lives in poverty on this earth is either lack of a free and a capitalistic system or lack of the desire, will and action to get out of poverty and prosper.
 
bsparkyman

or maybe not everyone has a fair chance to succeed. How about sickness, disease etc. How about trying this one on for size "the system" fucks over some people for their own greed.

Life gives everyone a fair shake? Get real, any capitalistic system thrives on screwing over others so the greedy can have a easy time of it.
 
I have met a number of African antique dealers here in NY and I found them to be very sophisticated.

This character (real or not) has a sense of humor, chutzpa, and seems to have an idea of trading.

If I were hiring I would definitely grant him an interview.

I know it is not PC to say this but there is a warped sense of security in the industry hiring quant types instead of wheeler dealers. That is why the industry is in the shape it is in.

GC
 
Quote from bsparkyman:

78, I assume that is your birthyear or iq, not your age. Before the "everyone is special and entitled to feel good" generation, there were winners and losers. And there was self deprecating humor.

The only reason someone lives in poverty on this earth is either lack of a free and a capitalistic system or lack of the desire, will and action to get out of poverty and prosper.

Hi, I am one of the 50 million children living in poverty in the former soviet union. I work in the sex trade and I am very good at negotiating prices for my services. I've been doing this for the last 6 years, and have risen to the top of my field.

I think I would do well if I worked at a seed capital firm, because of my experience of making people feel good, I could get them to invest in up and coming managers.

Do you think I have a chance?

Yeah, you are right all 50 million children don't have the desire or will to leave that kind of life.

Is it so funny now?
 
Thank you for making my point, they live under a corrupt government and system. I agree and you and I and our country should be willing to do everything to free people from this sort of tyranny.
 
Quote from congoboy:

Hi peoples, i from congo(africa). iam 20 year old. I interested in trading stocks. i have high school degree and am working full time at an import/export shop here in khombiasa bumbo, my village. I day trade textiles, cow dung, buffalos, cows, pigs and other commodities with other shop keeprs face to face in my village. I have a lot of experience trading these since i was 12 year old man. i know how to negotiate and get good rate for cow dung and horse fodder. i very succesful at good bargains.

Since i so much experienced, i thought it would be very easy for me to work with a hedge fund in NY. If i can become a hedge fund manager in three months, i could have salary of couple million dollar. i will manage a top hedge fund like maybe avenue capital which has 12 billion dollar asset. if i get 1% commission of that every year, i become billionaire very fast. i know i can become manager within a month and go to top position. I never travelled out my villlage, do u peoples think i will be successful?

i expert in trading commodities. i make over 75US dollar in a day. but i like to trade stocks. do peoples think i achieve my amarican dream?

since i good at negotiations, i can convince rich amaericans to give me money to day trade and make them richer. do i have good chances of making it?

We'll, you've got a long way to go. With enough dedication, anything is possible.

Best of luck to you,
YoungOne
 
Quote from bsparkyman:

78, I assume that is your birthyear or iq, not your age. Before the "everyone is special and entitled to feel good" generation, there were winners and losers. And there was self deprecating humor.

The only reason someone lives in poverty on this earth is either lack of a free and a capitalistic system or lack of the desire, will and action to get out of poverty and prosper.

Beautifully written! I totally agree.

As for ex-soviet bloc girls. Well, it's obvious that they rather work as hookers than toil in a factory 18hours a day for 10 cents. Because otherwise they would have industrialized like the Chinese after their markets were liberalized. So in otherwords, it's a cultural thing.

And as for African tribal culture.... doesn't really lend itself to industrialization.
 
Quote from congoboy:

Hi peoples, i from congo(africa). iam 20 year old. I interested in trading stocks. i have high school degree and am working full time at an import/export shop here in khombiasa bumbo, my village. I day trade textiles, cow dung, buffalos, cows, pigs and other commodities with other shop keeprs face to face in my village. I have a lot of experience trading these since i was 12 year old man. i know how to negotiate and get good rate for cow dung and horse fodder. i very succesful at good bargains.

Since i so much experienced, i thought it would be very easy for me to work with a hedge fund in NY. If i can become a hedge fund manager in three months, i could have salary of couple million dollar. i will manage a top hedge fund like maybe avenue capital which has 12 billion dollar asset. if i get 1% commission of that every year, i become billionaire very fast. i know i can become manager within a month and go to top position. I never travelled out my villlage, do u peoples think i will be successful?

i expert in trading commodities. i make over 75US dollar in a day. but i like to trade stocks. do peoples think i achieve my amarican dream?

since i good at negotiations, i can convince rich amaericans to give me money to day trade and make them richer. do i have good chances of making it?


Hopes and Dreams. Hopes and Dreams.

Sorry, you are not white. You do not have Ivy college education. You are not a genious. Good Luck with your dreams though.

PS negotiations does not do jack, if you do not know what to invest into. Negotiations are pointless, unless it is for funding the hedge fund.
 
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